Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 09, 2020

Simp

A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race

Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots

by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020

Simp

Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.

Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.

When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!

by A true Uchiha April 04, 2020

Simp

A man who worships a girl who doesn’t like him back. Another word for a man whore

That kid Evan is mad Simpin

by Kobe’s helicopter January 31, 2020

Simp

A man who leaves all his boys behind for a bunch of hoes who think they’re tik tok queens. Normally named Cole but names vary and normally has a 3 inch peter

“Cole you fucking simp, you left the boys for these tik tok hoes.”

by Daddyjake14 March 03, 2020

Simp

A man who would die for a woman, even if that woman does not like him back.

Boy 1: Hey, I met this girl and went out, insisting I pay-
Boy 2: SIMP!
Everyone: OOOH!

by GoldyGamerFaz April 15, 2020

Simp

Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them. Translation? The word simp is meant to troll young men for doing anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.

Nick is a fucking simp

by Simphater42069 August 20, 2020