Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!

The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.

by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017

J'shants

The sexiest form of clothing ever invented. Typically worn to cover the genitals and part of the legs. A combination of the sexiest parts of jeans, shorts, and pants. Can only be worn by people with the largest cock. Turns whoever wears them into an absolute sex monster.

Oh my god, Juan Carlos, please pound my dripping pussy in those sexy J'shants, with your monster cock.

by Steamboat8080 February 14, 2019

Hurricane Shits

Hurricane shits occur after eating mass amount of random foods, which are also known as hurricane snacks.

You body is not used to the mix of random foods and causes diarrhea for days.

I ate most of my hurricane snacks and now I have the hurricane shits.

by Denny D FL September 3, 2019

pregame shits

When you’re about to go to a pregame for a night out with the squad and you get nervous and have to shit before you leave.

Bro: aye are you ready to go?

Me: hold on bro i got the pregame shits give me a minute

by Scuba Dave February 25, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Tingle Shits

The urge to pass, and the actual passing of a stool while under the effects of beta alanine; an ingredient typically found in pre-workout; which causes a full body "tingling" or itch. Normally occurs at the early stages of a gym session but can strike at any time.

Ryan: Where the fuck is Simon? He's supposed to PR SSP.

Mathias: He said he got the tingle shits and ran to the bathroom

Joey: This C4 is hitting me bad, ive gotta shit too!

by PunishedCheesecake August 28, 2022

Arthur of the Saints

1) Being perfect inside and out {v} 2) The act of confidence without ignorance {v} 3) Your ideal man, he loves you for everything you are as well as everything you are not. You do the same for him. Your love for him is unconditional. It is difficult to describe your feelings for him in words, but at the same time you could ramble on about him forever. Just the thought of him makes you wanna open Pandora, and create a station for Barry Manilow. He is beautiful. Anything you ever dreamt love to be is made 10 times better with his presence in your life. From the day you met him, every night when you look up at the sky the stars outline his face. He takes over all of your senses. You are the luckiest girl in the world, and there isn't one person in the world who wouldn't love to have a love like yours. {noun}
WARNING: Just as he is the best thing that walked into your life, he will also leave the biggest scar if he chooses to walk out.

1) Girl: "I can't help but to be falling in love with our philosophy professor, he's simply Arthur of the Saints."

2) Boy: "That new kid seems a little cocky, but he can back it up. I guess he is.." Girl: {interupts} "He is Arthur of the Saints." {walks off displeased}

3) Girl 1: "I'm exactly the type of girl I would make fun of in those lame love movies, the girl I said I would never be. I can't explain the way he makes me feel." Girl 2: "I don't understand, I guess I never will. Girl 1: "Don't say that. Everyone has their own Arthur of the Saints. It just so happens I found mine sooner than planned."

by emeraldiamond November 7, 2011