Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned
communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of
talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya
bud and happy Hanukkah
(for context, these
people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a
Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade
6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)
if you find you this person tell him, "
PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"