when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 2, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Balls mug.When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
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Get the Schrödinger’s Dingleberry mug.When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.
Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.
Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.
Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.
by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023
Get the schrodinger's meme mug.When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
by beeixzy June 29, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Test mug.A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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She's a textbook Schrödinger's feminist
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
by Bdjeidbrj July 12, 2024
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