Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018

Cruz Allegianis Pierce

He does not care what people think. He gets all the ladies and is so sexy

Who look at him he’s like Cruz Allegianis Pierce

by Lolololopplolololol I’m gay October 22, 2019

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11

This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

by Muse terrt November 6, 2020

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021