pound ass

Male homosexual sex... in the butt

Why doesn't anyone want to pound Mr. Slave's tight ass?

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

pound

To have sex with a double cheeseburger (see also "pound one" and "I'd hit it"

"McDonalds wants you to pound a double cheeseburger"

"I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison

The censored form of the phrase "Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison" from the edited TV version of Office Space.

"We aren't going to Minimum-Security-White-Collar-Resort Prison, no. We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison."

by jpolakowski August 21, 2007

gain pounds

A slang term to befriend someone or try to get closer to someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: "I had beef wid that foo cuz i knew he was gonna fuck me up so I gained pounds wid him so he can back me up instead.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ey foo, check out that chick over there. GO gain pounds wid her nigga"
Person 2: "Aight my dude, Imma go gain pounds wid her then"

by Howard Tan May 9, 2006

400,000 pounds of fuel

a shitload of fuel, perhaps

(falls off a cliff into a lake that smells like gas) WHOA I JUST FOUND WHAT MUST BE 400,000 POUNDS OF FUEL!

by Oz March 9, 2005

Dog Pound

Nickname given to an all-girls-school where the majority of girls are ugly, slutty and/or bitchy. (Refering to them as 'dogs')

"She goes to the dog pound"

by [e-mail] August 11, 2006