A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006
Get the Maintenance Pissmug. An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
by TrickticklerD September 13, 2009
Get the Team Pissmug. When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.
Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
by DatDude34 September 15, 2013
Get the piss breakmug. This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.
Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.
Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.
Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
by gitzmoney January 10, 2011
Get the Pissing Skittlesmug. 
An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
by Adam A September 15, 2003
Get the Sex Pissmug. by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003
Get the pissing downmug.