pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008

Pirate Ship

Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy

“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship”

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Pirate Beer

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.

Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!

by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011

Female Pirate

A female who has been sexually assulted by multiple pirates numerous times, but is not actually a real pirate.

After the fifth pirate attack on her village, Daisy had finally became a Female Pirate.

by Nosdnarg March 29, 2017

book pirate

One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.

That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.

He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Poppin' Pirate

Spit On A Girls Back, So She THINKS Youve Come,
Then Ejaculate In Her Eye,

Whilst She Stumbles Around Clutching The Eye,

You Kick Her In The Shin

This Causes Her To Hop About Holding Her Hand Over An Eye...

Just Like A Pirate
A Poppin Pirate.

>You Seeing Eli Again?

>>Nah She Wasn't Too Happy 'Bout The Poppin' Pirate I Gave Her

by Travis-Bickle October 11, 2006

vagina pirates

Refers to the infestation of sexually transmitted parasite (crabs) on the females vagina, which causes unwelcome pillaging of the epidermis under a chicks bush.

1. Ted Man, I slept with this babe last night and now all my junk be itchen.
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...

by Derek Brenner April 30, 2007