Skip to main content

Pineapple Pocopo

A very rare sexual act/prank (that has very little to do with pineapples at all, curiously) in which the perpetrator hollows out a watermelon and by various means fills it up with vomit before they place it beside their bed. Later on, when they are fornicating with their partner in the doggy-style position and they are about to climax, they proclaim loudly, "Pineapple pocopo!" and take the hollowed out watermelon and smash it over their partner's head. It is preferable to do this when one's partner is intoxicated so as to confuse them but provide a reasonable explanation the next day about the presence of vomit and their raging headache.
"What did you guys do last night? It sounded crazy."
"Okay don't tell anyone, but I totally gave her the pineapple pocopo!"
by Vonsternium December 10, 2010
mugGet the Pineapple Pocopo mug.

Pineapple

A "slang word" used to describe a dumb individual without calling them derogatory or lewd comments that may insult a group of people (such as if I called the dumb individual a n*gger)
Did you see that pineapple run from the cops?
by Dreamer1985 May 1, 2009
mugGet the Pineapple mug.

Pineapple Juice

Oh man, josefina drank it all last night with his spritzer. You know gays and their pineapple juice
by Stevie Irwin October 2, 2010
mugGet the Pineapple Juice mug.

Pineapple Pirate

A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.
Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"

The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"

The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"
by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009
mugGet the Pineapple Pirate mug.

pineapples

A term used to describe your homosexual relationship to your mother.
Mom: if your not boyfriends then what the hell are you.

You: we are pineapples mom.
by lazerbridge May 30, 2015
mugGet the pineapples mug.

Pineapple

A fruit where the yellow sponge lives in
by Brendon urie fan June 12, 2017
mugGet the Pineapple mug.

Pineapple Pizza

A very delicious kind of pizza, pineapple adds a sweetness to the pizza as well as making the pizza juicier. We all have different opinions, and this is my opinion. Screw Gordon Ramsay and his ways.
I will order a Pineapple pizza, please.
by Ace Clover May 7, 2018
mugGet the Pineapple Pizza mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email