pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021

Pee-drinker

I.E. Baby, since we all drink our own pee in the womb.

The doctor said Todd needed a couple of shots and Todd was being such a pee-drinker about it.

by Tyscyth November 16, 2010

terror pee

The unexpected need to urinate as a result of sudden and intense fear. It is frequently the result of haunted houses, horror movies, and encounters with the supernatural world.

That haunted house was so scary, I had to terror pee the whole time!

by jdmt October 17, 2012

Pee maxing

The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.

"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."

by Dr. Poop-Shit May 16, 2022

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

by EIEIO July 6, 2014