Paperism

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer

Boomer: I support paperism, I do not want to use these fancy gadgets

by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

paper moon

A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.

"I know the footie game is only casual, but Cam is a paper moon on the defence. Even Zakos can tear through him"

by endgamer June 2, 2021

special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.

...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010

toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

paper ass

acting as though you are a complete idiot

You're acting like someone with a paper ass.

by candy m March 8, 2008

Paperboy

A paperboy is that person, (male or female) who goes around talking about what they heard. A gossiper, but are usually giving information to a specific person.

Boy 1: You did hear about what Jenn did in the morning right?

Girl 1: You Girl 2's paperboy now?

by Sleigh Bells October 30, 2014