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Definitions by endgamer

Shore Girl 

From Auckland's North Shore, in New Zealand, the shore girl is a very real phenomenon. Typically white, wealthy and arrogant, the best thing that can be said about them is Shore girl, sure thing. A typical day is spent eating, shopping, causing trouble, getting drunk and then fucking random strangers or relatives.

Their counterpart the shore boy necessarily adopts a tough posture to compensate for their Metrosexual garb. It is often said that the only way you can tell the difference between a Shore girl and a Shore buy is that the shore girl has a higher sperm count.
The Shore girl exclaimed loudly, "I've had all the cocks of Torbay in me, now onto Devonport."

The Shore girl's mum said, "Don't fuck that one, he's only got a Japanese car, you want European."
Shore Girl by endgamer March 26, 2023

paper moon 

A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.
"I know the footie game is only casual, but Cam is a paper moon on the defence. Even Zakos can tear through him"
paper moon by endgamer June 2, 2021