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rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.
"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.
by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018
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Pee Rock

The clumps formed in a cat's litter-box when they pee and bury it.
I was cleaning out Molly's litter-box and I found three pee rocks.
by Moobs158 March 22, 2010
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Pepper on Rocks

Your Hot and I would fuck
by Nosefucker June 12, 2017
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rock the pants

the one who makes the decisions in a relationship, takes control. Usually the one with less to lose. Their decision is first and final.
Prince Royce: I've tried everything to catch up to your speed. You push me to the edge... Tonight I'm coming home late!!! I ROCK THE PANTS!!
by MexicanNinjaa97 December 8, 2011
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surf rock

joe: hey tom whats your favorite type of music
tom: SURF ROCK OBVIOUSLY
joe: eh i prefer rock and roll
tom: *kills joe*
by tom17438 August 19, 2018
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Rock a Bottle

When one is too lazy to travel to a toilet and instead uses the most conveniently located container(typically a beer bottle, or empty gallon container)for urination.
I'm not going all the way downstairs to use the bathroom. Instead I think I'll just rock a bottle.
by MaryJane the Drunk Potheads April 26, 2009
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Brock The Rock

A mad rugby and cricket fan, who is a noob at video games and is a chatterbox that doesn't shut up, but that is an admirable quality about all Brock The Rock's
by Whxite March 17, 2020
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