Deck

A group of asexuals
The deck decided to bake cakes at their next meeting. After word, they plan to have a nice discussion about dragons, space, cake, plants, and everything else ace related. All while eating all the cake they made.
by Just.Another.Ace April 28, 2019
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Deck

The deck referring to a deck of cards. Also referring to Zkk nem
Shuffle the deck

Ofn the deck gon send 2 diamonds on yo ass

Don’t mess with the mf deck
by Imastalker🤫 January 25, 2021
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Deck

A project presentation document used to entice investors into giving serious consideration to parting with some of their money. Used by theater producers, inter alia.
I saw the deck for Hello Dolly and thought it didn't stand a chance, so I put my money on Equipoise in the third. Really STUPID.
by Inside Pitcher November 24, 2020
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To knock someone the f*ck out
David if you touch me again I'm going to deck you bro.
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020
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Wow this is an XXL deck. I would love to sit on it..
Does this deck get wet?

How big is your deck?
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There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3
"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."
by stfujazzy April 16, 2022
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