nuerotic

A edgy, sometimes crazy person often known for being too sensitve about what others say or do.

Jessica has been nuerotic lately. I wonder if its her period kicking in..

by Justin Pierce February 23, 2008

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Numbers

It Means Money

Let Me Hold Some Numbers! You Got A Couple Numbers On You! You Got Some Numbers For Me?

by reserved2k8 August 29, 2009

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Numarolling

The act of tricking someone into viewing the video of Gary Brolsma doing his famous Numa Numa song and dance. This was, of course, inspired by "Rick Rolling". This was Originally created by Eric Eddinger

Jared: Hey do you know where I can find the trailer for The Dark Knight?
Eric: Yeah, right here. *post video of numarolling*
Jared: Dammit Eric...

by Jared Green August 4, 2008

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

number eleven

nickname for a kid with a permanent snotty nose

There's Jill, she's got number eleven on her top lip again.

by duvelx August 13, 2017