obese nipples

Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"
by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010
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Nipple Sort

A sort routine used to sort arrays from lowest to highest. It is commonly taught in high school Computer Science courses ranging from Visual Basic to Java (AP Comp Sci aka. who wrote Cocking on my book.). It is called the nipple sort because the routine resembles a nipple as it switches and sorts the numbers in the array.
Mr. M: Whats another sort routine that we learned in Computer Science I?
RF/MS: uhh, the nipple sort.
by Swans Flumace November 24, 2004
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baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)
I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.
by Tough Titties February 23, 2014
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nipple rack

The worst kind of useless. The idea is that God had some extra nipples and needed somewhere to hang them or something to hold them. A human vessel was created with this express purpose, and has no other use whatsoever.
My boss is a total nipple rack.
by insignis April 15, 2005
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Orangutan Nipples

Primitive primate whose nipples cover most of his/her breast. Often feeds off of hot carl sacks. Which is whats left after you beat someone with a hot carl.
Logan has Orangutan Nipples!!!!
by Orangina Joe February 13, 2009
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Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples
there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it
by Jesus November 02, 2004
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bouncin nipples

the act of a female jumping up and down as her breasts jiggle
"Dammn sara was lap dancin on ma last nite, and did you see dem bouncin nipples!"
by Vap June 18, 2006
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