one hundred and ninety-six

number of definitions for the word fucktard. I shit you not. Its alternate spelling, fucktart has only 8 as of yet. The term was originally clever, but became monotonous after about the umpteenth definition, when people started defining it with the names of people they wanted to dis.

fucktard: (someone's name).

by Canada street's in the bldg. September 22, 2006

nintendo 2ds

One of Nintendo's greatest inventions, it's another version of the 3DS, only this one can only display games and other Nintendo crap in 2D and 2D only. It was created so retarded 6 year olds don't ruin their eyes with the 3D feature on the regular 3DS. Because retarded parents are too lazy to setup parental controls on the 2DS, instead they just throw a 2DS at them so they stop whining, and they don't have to worry about child services coming in and taking away their 1-6 year old because the parent neglected them and let them use 3D to ruin their eyesight.

This 2DS is also basically a middle finger to all if Nintendo's true fans (the ones that own a 3DS or a 3DS XL) When the 2DS was announced by Nintendo, they were basically saying "Fuck you 3DS owners, the 3D was just a stupid gymic, and you fell for it. There is no way we are gonna keep using Stereoscopic 3D in our handhelds. You jackasses can go to Hell, and take that precious 3D gymic with you!" That is what I got out of it anyways.
All in all, the 2DS is another flop coming from Nintendo, like the Virtual Boy and Wii U.

Nintendo Fan #2: "Hey Nintendo Fan #1, did you hear about the Nintendo 2DS?

Nintendo Fan #2: Yes Nintendo fan #2 I heard, it turns out the 3D was just another stupid gymic. Oh well, lets go over to Sony, they won't play us like that.

Nintendo Fan #1: Yeah, Sony's Vita might have a horrible game selection, and a ridiculously expensive memorey card system, but atleast they don't use stupid temporary gymics on us.

Nintendo Fan #2: Yeah, I mean what is the 3DS without the 3D? It's basically another DS with a slightly higher resolution and better processor.

Nintendo Fan #1: Ikr, those frauds sure did pull the wool over our eyes.

by Nontendo October 5, 2013

Nikki Nintendo

The coolest, most popular girl on myspace. She hates her high school and wants the creator of UGGly boots to die. Scene kids beware, she WILL call you out.

Scene girl-"I'm getting two packs of cigarettes tomorrow, and dying my hair black with blonde in it" Nikki Nintendo-"that's stupid, shut up."

by Nixxx December 25, 2007

nintendo ds

Receiving dome from someone.

see also: going to dome world

ex 1. "Dude, I'm playin' some Nintendo DS tonight with Megan!"

ex 1. "Becky gave me a Nintendo DS last night!"

by Brian Forealz June 14, 2006

Nintendo Switch

It's the process of gay sex in which both participants switch sides of whos fucking.

Yo those dogs just switched places, Nintendo Switch!

by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 19, 2017

nintafoolah

1. an individual born to make a complete fool of themselves.
2. a person devoid of shame or the notion of embarrasment.
3. a fictional creature looking like a buck-toothed girraffe but with an arse on its head and its head on its arse.

that fellah with no clothes on running around is making a right nintafoolah of himself...

by Hogg Wilde August 8, 2006

Nintendo

The guys who shove games in my face and take my money, not to be confused with polite thieves

Kyle: My wallet is empty.
Nigel: Nintendo again?

by Joseph_Joestar420 June 21, 2018