Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.

“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”

by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021

death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.

Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.

by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009

The Forbidden Nap

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.

Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.

by conmang March 4, 2020

bibble napped

bibble napped is when bibble comes to your house in the night and naps you away to fairytopia so the fake brunette ken can suck out your soul.

BREAKING NEWS!: jaime fuller has been taken in the night, police suspect force entry or foul play. she couldve been bibble napped. if you know anything about this case please call 000.

by bibblenapper.com October 6, 2021

Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013