Muddy

When someone's earphones have a lot of earwax

"Yo bro, his headphones muddy as hell.."

by jadeuh December 6, 2021

muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!

Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."

by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021

Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.

Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....

by Rustytinman December 21, 2021

Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.

After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.

by RedRocketClark November 6, 2021

muddy icicle

A frozen shit log.

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.

by Igothoes March 23, 2022

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022