good morning 

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

good morning by brendan July 1, 2004

MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

MorningWood by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

Morning Mist

When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.

Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!

Morning Mist by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010

good morning kiss 

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

good morning kiss by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

moosing 

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

moosing by Will Bowen November 19, 2004

morning dew 

when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood

Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER

morning dew by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Early morning tea 

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

Early morning tea by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004