MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

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Morning Mist

When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.

Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!

by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010

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good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

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moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

by Will Bowen November 19, 2004

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