green mail

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.

Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.

Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.

by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021

Rat Mail

A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.

I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.

by Aries11647 October 17, 2021

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come

Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010