The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.

I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)

by Davonator July 31, 2020

Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.

I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.

by Poo guroo August 29, 2020

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter.

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Voodoo Magic

A truly wonderful display of luck and skill, resulting in an epic success.

Yo, that goal was insane, that was some Voodoo Magic, for sure.

by Apok Ri November 16, 2021

Magic fag

A type of spliff made using a small amount of leftover weed and/or kief mixed with a healthy amount of tobacco.

Primarily made from tobacco with at least a 75:25 tobacco:weed radio.

“I’ve got a bit kief in my grinder, let’s roll a magic fag”

by monkebomber October 10, 2021