magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

magenta pussy

When a girls vagina is not the normal pink color, but in fact, magenta

Josh just banged Maria and she had one nice magenta pussy.

by Bob Joshua May 31, 2016

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

Magic Sweat

A drip of sweat that goes down from above your chest alll the way down to your taint. The average male will experience this at least once. Some people believe it is a sign that puberty is over.

The magic sweat trickled down the young boys chest until it touched the soon to be mans taint.

by TheRunner62 June 20, 2017

Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Mageean Kick

Belonging to an Irish style of running; To accelerate from 5th gear to newly defined speed to limited to mechanics.

Person 1: ‘Surprised you made it to the show on time, you were running so late’
Person 2: ‘I know! But pulled a Mageean Kick and made the train with minutes to spare’

by Dyloquan May 15, 2019