Lorenzo

A swag guy thats OBSESSED with thicc goth mommies and just wants his head to crushed by their thighs

i fr need a Lorenzo in my life

by biggbrooo February 28, 2024

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Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult

Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)

by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024

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Lorunt

Being a dumbass who doesn’t understand basic things

God, Jerry is so lorunt

by Cold_Space May 30, 2024

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Lorenzo

A hot Italian king who can make a great pasta from scratch. Very loyal to his family and loved ones. He would do anything for family even if it means that he has to suffer because of it. He always puts family before anyone. He is very intelligent and loves building things. He has an artistic side and he is really good although he doesn’t feel like he is. He is very good looking and usually has a very attractive girlfriend. Any girl is lucky to have him. If you find a Lorenzo keep him.

Lorenzo is such a hot Italian

Lorenzo is the best boyfriend

by The coolest cat ever July 4, 2024

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