Long idiot 

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

Long idiot by Squibitz April 17, 2022

Long Panning 

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

Long Panning by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022

Long Johnny 

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

Long Johnny by Rionox February 8, 2023

long word 

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis

jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!

long word by wow you’re so smart bro May 17, 2023

Long Hong Thai 

A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.

He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.

Long Hong Thai by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023

long distance whore 

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

long distance whore by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

Long Duk Dong

A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.

Stud Muffin

Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!

Long Duk Dong by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010