moby long

That big ass dildo that every girl is dreaming of.

"Babe I wish my dick was as big as your mom's Moby Long, but I still love you."

by Quinton S March 19, 2018

Long Island

An island east of NYC. When you hear Long Island, most people think about Nassau and Suffolk counties. Geographically, Long Island consists of 4 counties, Nassau, Suffolk, Kings and Queens.

Some people thing Long Island is ghetto, everyone is rich, but that's not true. It's an average suburban area, but, Long Island is special, besides some train stations smelling like piss. On Long Island (more specifically in Suffolk County) it takes about an hour to get to the city. (Manhattan for people who don't know what I mean by 'city'). Long Island has the best bagels, and amazing pizza.

"You can turn on red asshole! It's Long Island"

by Akbfbwidnq d February 14, 2017

long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.

Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.

by Adena98 July 15, 2016

The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

by Balboa89 May 4, 2018

Long lining

When a single male or female strings along multiple partners just in case the one before doesn’t work out

She was long lining the three guys just Incase.

by Longliner February 2, 2018

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018