Klunknut

A person who is so stupid their actions defy human ability to comprehend.

I can't believe what a klunknut Kim is, she colored her blonde hair blonde to avoid being the reason for blonde jokes.

by bones1971 July 31, 2009

KAUNKIE

the word to be thrown in when such vernacular like kinky, crap, slutty, dirty etc. or any word doesn't fit!

the conversation killer in any social situation

must be said slowly!

Thas some KAUNKIE SH**!

by KAUNKIE MOFO February 6, 2010

Kranked

slang for one getting his or her ass kicked.

"Yo, did you see Forrest Griffin get Kranked last night?"

by Red Haferginger October 25, 2009

Kronk'd

When one tries to give truthful information to another, but is rejected and ignored.

Coined by Linda Carrico July 2011

He tried to tell them where the body was, but was totally Kronk'd. That guy makes me feel rather Kronked.

by Anjelkiss July 11, 2011

krunaloza

Sexy motherfuckin beast

Jessica-Omg did u c dat guy??? Hes such a krunaloza!!!
Jennifer- fuck yeah
Natasha- *orgasm*

by beast33 January 3, 2015

krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

kronkadill

The most awesome crocodile you've ever seen.

"Whoa, did you see that crocodile eat that lion whole?" "Yeah, bro! It was totally a kronkadill!"

by kronktopuss: The feasting August 1, 2015