Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

Kong

A reputable, distinguished and admirable young shoplifter

Kong is getting loud

by Nirix October 8, 2023

Kong Squad

A group of niggers who go to any big city and run around naked beating people with yellow dildoes (commonly boogang)

News reporter: Police had to stop a fight and arrest 5 wanted rapists who were in a full on battle with 6 other men armed with sex toys.
Dave: Thank god I left that boogang right away. The Kong Squad is clearly surperior

by negroid-liberator May 18, 2018

Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.

A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.

by MTR GUY September 29, 2023

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023