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Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019
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Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
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Jonathan Klien

Hello Today I talk about my friend Jonathan, He is a great person and a great guy to be around if you find a john he's a keeper. He Tells The Best Jokes Ever And Is funny to be around. He also Is good Looking as thisbe and if 6,1 Feet Tall
by JonisCoolJonIsFun May 31, 2019
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Jonathan why did you pull down my pants you gay fag
by Hwusg gj June 20, 2019
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Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.
by Hajob April 13, 2019
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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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Jonathan

Oh he seems gay

Yeah, he is a Jonathan
by Dickin you down October 11, 2019
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