motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb

payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk

by graysonmiller April 14, 2017

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 26, 2011

wheel jerking

The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.

Fuck work man, I was so close to wheel jerking on the freeway on my way home.

by yellowbuss November 1, 2015

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005