pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.

"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"

by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017

In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 14, 2021

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005