a wonderfulcreature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
a term coined up by the great daniel "the hustler" hussey.
many people think he meant to say gaywad but instead it came out as gaywire. it basically means the same as gaywad.
the way it is used currently it basically is the same as trifeling or possibly fucked up