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a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"
gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010
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Hog: You mean, like a gayfie?
gayfie by electronicHog April 21, 2014
when two gay people find a moment so awesome they feel the need to perform a gayfive.
My Bf and I came at the same time. We had a gayfive.
Gayfive by Hevesker August 15, 2010
The desire for intimacy with the male sex. Usually developed through lack of attention and/or Intimacy.
Why are you acting like you have Glyfire right now, you are kinda giving me gay vibes man back off.
Glyfire by Jason Suthermyn May 24, 2021
a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire
my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.
gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006
a term coined up by the great daniel "the hustler" hussey.
many people think he meant to say gaywad but instead it came out as gaywire. it basically means the same as gaywad.
the way it is used currently it basically is the same as trifeling or possibly fucked up
you sucked his dick you are so gaywire.

man i was playing guitar hero and had like 500k and the game fucking froze, how gaywire
gaywire by pchb16 February 17, 2008