The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011
Get the finger jerkmug. An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
by thumpr033 April 26, 2011
Get the Jerk Shackmug. The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019
Get the Tundra Jerkmug. by a_big_bunghole March 5, 2011
Get the Jerk handlemug. The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.
by yellowbuss November 1, 2015
Get the wheel jerkingmug. used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
by monsto January 15, 2003
Get the Jerk offmug. General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
by steel julian April 4, 2005
Get the jerk dickmug.