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sucking the air out a whipped cream can to get a "high" feeling.
"we were doing whip its the other night and it was such a rush."
whip its by crunch43543 January 1, 2009

because i can and its free 

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)

The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments
stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Industrial society and its future 

"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"

holy fuckles its knuckles 

used to compliment a female partner's looks
*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

Frankly Its Titanic 

A term used mainly to express your positive feelings towards a situation, Frankly Its Titanic or F.I.T. This term is highly used in the south of England by people who follow one "James McKellar" some sort of spiritual leader? Or just a stud muffin? Who knows but his term rocks my socks!
Player : Supp Fooool !! How's It?!?

Fool : Supp Playerrrrrrr, FRANKLY ITS TITANIC!!
Frankly Its Titanic by isinkships September 14, 2010