Ironem

Bag word to be able to cover every word game, calembour, misappropriation or word hijack. This word was invented by @etienne_cdl@framapiaf and popularized by @goofy@framapiaf, mostly used on social networks to tag a pun so as to have it listed in a list.

Is my dog is there ? Tobby or not tobby ? #ironem

by JadJay October 10, 2017

iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

iPhone Gangster

A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.

"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.

by Cummissioenr2am April 24, 2018

Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018

Ironest

Portmanteau of 'ironic' and 'honest.' For when you like something ironically AND in earnest.

I used to only like Pokemon ironically, but I've been playing Pokemon Go and I'm starting to actually like it ironestly.

by DJradiotic June 1, 2018

iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone

iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind

P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018