Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017

Tubs

A term used by a very a group of people in DFW to express adornment, joy, admiration, awe!

Oh my god, you already started your year of service? Tubs!

by MahiJoon April 13, 2024

Hot Tub Daddy

A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.

My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.

by Mandudeson May 10, 2018

Airy Hot Tub

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on

It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.

by funnychiron January 12, 2024

Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 23, 2022