A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022
Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.
My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
by WithSun December 29, 2011
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
by the bearded clown July 26, 2010
by Dudu September 17, 2003
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N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.
Did you hear Bob's wife left him?
Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.
Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.
by Rear Admiral Pisstroff July 13, 2011
The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018