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Saskatoon Shower

When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.
Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.
by electricsexpants August 20, 2019
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Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.
1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.
by DasFen September 23, 2023
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Ganz shower

The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.
Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.
by MacaroniMangina September 7, 2019
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Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.
'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'
by StrangelySane November 14, 2012
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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
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duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
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