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shower grenade

When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.
Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.

Woke up the whole house shower grenade.
by Its Just Life May 9, 2014
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Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
mugGet the Birthday Showermug.

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
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German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
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