Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
Get the Mail junkiemug. by mellymel103 March 30, 2010
Get the vent mailmug. by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021
Get the Unread mail spammug. You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024
Get the Nair Mailmug. Maile is a very good soccer player
by Black Messi September 12, 2022
Get the Mailemug. by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020
Get the Individual fan mailmug. The most amazing person you will ever meet.She is funny, sweet, will always be there for you no matter what and you can tell all your secrets to her.She is normally shy but once you become best friends, she is the most loyal person ever.Don't ever try to upset or make a Maile mad because they already have trust issues and may cause them to commit self harm when you don't even know it.Mailes hate some people(Specificly hate the name DEVON) If you don't treat them right.
Maile.
by A tea group member October 15, 2019
Get the Mailemug.