human

Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..

human by Alessio October 20, 2003

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

Glorious Human by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021

human shield 

Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.

The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.

human shield by Exor January 19, 2004

Celery of Humanity 

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

Celery of Humanity by balloon pirate February 18, 2007

human nature 

1. The one reason there will never be world peace. See politician.

Human nature accounts for the flaws in this and every other society that has ever existed before us and will ever exist long after we have departed this world.

human nature by OmniScourge January 31, 2005

human

A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

human by George September 14, 2003

humannoyed 

A state in which you are extremely annoyed by other humans and their unseemly activities, despite being human yourself. Very aware and intelligent individuals who aren't "people persons" seem to be most prone to being humannoyed. This state is usually transient, otherwise it may signal some sort of antisocial personality disorder when very prolonged. Note this is usually a state of disdain, not aggression.

I don't go out on Black Friday," Jane said, "because if I do I will become intensely humannoyed by all of those grabby, greedy fools and their terrible spawn. I'm not a consummate misanthrope, but humans sure are a bane to this planet and my sanity sometimes.

humannoyed by zelums November 14, 2010