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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips August 30, 2013
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Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.
I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.
by Anight March 15, 2020
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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 14, 2021
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Puttin’ in the hat

“Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 1, 2019
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JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!
by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017
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Soup Hat

Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.

Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'

*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022
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pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.
The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.
by Max January 7, 2004
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