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Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.
Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.
One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.
by Twight0931 August 9, 2018
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GREEK TRAP

A piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called music. But is quite easy to perform because it doesn't require skills , just loud noises and flex. MORE simply another definition of cancer
1: Man ,why do you get 0 BITCHES

2: I actually don't know

1: Wait a minute ,what is your favorite type of music ?
2: GREEK TRAP
1: Everything makes sense now
by smalldicklover September 10, 2023
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Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.
Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.
by Bibbini June 3, 2024
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Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping
My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.
by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025
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