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pop a grape

To ejaculate; cum; bust a fat nut
Dude I just popped a grape on my best sweater; i need to pop a grape on that bitches face
pop a grape by nutdick21 January 1, 2017

in the grip of the grape 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine
He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

they did surgery on a grape 

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.
person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them
jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher
mushy grape by nineincher October 13, 2010

Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.
Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.
Juicy Grape by Pugglefish March 20, 2014

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people
Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man
salty grape by Derpyried February 15, 2018