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joe gomez

parne plot: joe gomez is starting

everyone: *creams*
by whitegoatfrfr December 1, 2025
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José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
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SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
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Pulling-A-GomerPyle

When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise
John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle
by JohnsonRods85 September 21, 2020
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About selena gomez

I'm so happy about selena gomez finally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
I'm so happy about selena gomezfinally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
by Itz_salman__o_O November 23, 2021
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Super Bobby Sgt Gomez

A Columbian sex god, who steals your bitch
Super Bobby Sgt Gomez fucked my wife
by SarahBurns August 13, 2022
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The Dirty Gomez

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.
by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
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