Futuristica

The fob way of saying "future" in Spanish. Many mexicanas, and muzzamils make this mistake.

May I tell your futuristica, darling?

by LeenRidz July 30, 2011

Futurenaut

A futurenaut is someone who is given a mission by someone from the future. They have become a staple cliche in many science fictional. The term was coined by Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place in the episode "Future Harper", but has been present in many dramas and comedies long before. This term should not be confused with the person who actually travels back in time to relay such a mission.

Examples of Futurenauts include:
Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol

Sarah Connor from The Terminator series.
Goku from the Dragonball Z series.
Bill and Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
A number of people in the Doctor Who series.

by Swankerton Fappinstein II November 3, 2011

Futonic

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

future classic

something that newly created that definitely will be a timeless piece in a decade period or more.

x> you know that movie Inglorious Basterds?

y> yeah! dope shiz!
x> it was so great its a future classic!
y> fo sho!

by kitschkay September 17, 2013

Futty

A furry on the heavier side

yo she's a futty

by Flatearthtard March 20, 2020

Futa

I am a God
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Yeah
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom
Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots
Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume
Half dead, but she still looks so cute
She is a monster in disguise
And she knows all the words to the trap me
Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick
Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na
She puts her eyeliner on her dark skin
She tells me lies, but she knows all of my secrets
And when we drive in the car and I say, "Who is this band?"
She says, "You won't understand, it's some next shit"
Cho-cho, choker on her neck, kiss me
Holy fuck, I'm bleeding on your Blink tee
So, so, so many regrets, you tell me you're depressed
Baby-girl, that makes two of us
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl

I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
She's in love, Futa girl
We're getting hotter than love, hahaha
Yo, oh my God! Haha, uh, ha...

by Futagirl69 May 5, 2022

Steven Universe Future Finale

The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.

Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.

by Harold_ur_mum_ April 21, 2020