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fu man chop

A fu man chop is a combination of a fu man chu and chops.
Matt is rocking the fu man chops to show off his amazing butt chin.
by BaberahamLincoln May 23, 2018
mugGet the fu man chopmug.

tl;fu

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.
by tekie boi August 17, 2018
mugGet the tl;fumug.

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
mugGet the Kung Fu Gripmug.

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
mugGet the Google-Fumug.

Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.
1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"
by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago November 4, 2007
mugGet the Smuma Fumug.

Fu Balls

That guy at the bar had me do turned on sexually, I went home with fu balls.
by Sunni23 February 15, 2018
mugGet the Fu Ballsmug.

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
mugGet the Kung Fu Flopmug.

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