*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"
by Joshua September 28, 2004
The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
by Tracyusa August 19, 2010
An extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.
by Dev b January 18, 2007
A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
by Mr. Threegan-fun March 15, 2010
My friend just got back to his date's house after a spicy dinner at the local cantina. One thing led to a t'fing and he boobie sharted all over her stomach.
by tony lukas March 25, 2010
the act of farting but mistakingly ending up with a follow through surprise afterwards. however this surprise, aka defecating, is rather liquidy and has a tendency to run down one's legs.
"after a rough night of drinking liquor, bryan found himself dry heaving over a toilet the next morning. however, he was unable to regurgitate and all the built up pressure within his body resulted in a shart-nasty, giving bryan the opposite product from which he had intended. his pants were soaked and smelled funny."
by dreyer December 18, 2007
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