Florida Puppy 

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

Florida Puppy by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

florida sun beam by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

Florida flamer

Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole

She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer

Florida flamer by The best thick January 12, 2022

Florida fridge 

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

Florida fridge by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

Florida Gators

Florida Gators are the best SEC team out there.

Guess who always beats the Tennessee Vols? Flordia Gators always beat them.
Florida Gators best team in SEC

Florida Gators by Peter wabbit February 9, 2022

florida ounces 

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

florida ounces by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

Florida flu 

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

Florida flu by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022