Mr Findler

The Findlemiser, the Findle lord. Findling his enemies into Oblivion. From the hit-web series on webtoons: Mr Findler

Mr Findler: I'm going to Findle you!
Random 87 Year Old Lady with Dementia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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P-Fiddle

The Jewish version of P-Diddy, he is greedy, and rapes people.

P-Fiddle by Charlie I. August 26, 2025

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When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls

Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

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the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

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A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

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When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

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When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

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