Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.

Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.

by casdebom April 25, 2010

Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.

A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...

by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010

Blast Fiend

Members of the Facebook group “Blast Fiends” that started off as a fan group for “The Black Dahlia Murder”, but turned out to be a front for the gay agenda of Shayne, Kyle, and some weird Indian dude that now resembles a gay cult.

“Dude you wanna join the blast fiend?”
“Nah, I’m straight”

by 173817381212 December 30, 2020

fiend

someone who goes super hard over something that is not that serious.

mary was a fiend when she was constantly asking susan for some chips after susan told her no like 500 times.

by saskia/crystal March 30, 2003

fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

fendeverish

meaning extrememly cool and energizing

man that ride was fucken fendeverish.

by val halen June 15, 2004

fein

A fein is someone you're getting closer to, it's not official that you and this other person are in a relationship but you're still loyal to eachother.

Jason: oh bro I got a new fein last week.
Bradley: fuck, who?
Jason: that hot Jessica chick!!
Bradley: that's so good man.

by AZSdxcf May 2, 2019