pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

by MrFranklin September 1, 2008

Family Guy

Contrary to popular belief it is Thee most over-rated show in the history of television cartoons. It-is-not-funny. Stewie is not funny he is irritating and needs to be raped and strangled.
over-rated. over-rated. over-rated. n o t f u n n y. It is also too fast paced and doesn't allow time for jokes to sink in. Yes there is such a thing as being too fast paced and this show accomplishes that. Bottom line: over-rated.

typical joe: Omg did you see family guy last nite??!!11!
daring to speak out against conventional belief: No!!!! Shut the fuck up!!! What the fuck is with everyone and fucking family guy??!! Jesus fucking christ IT-IS-NOT-FUCKING-FUNNY OK?!!!? It is highly over-rated and I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS always going on about family guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That annoying ass little Stewie fucker gets on my fucking nerves AND NEEDS TO BE RAPED REPEATEDLY (pulls out a rifle and guns down everyone in the room)

by family guy is over-rated. period. end of story. September 6, 2008

family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

family girl

A girl who will always choose her family over you...no matter what

My girlfriend loves her family more than me, it's sad but she's a family girl

by I keep it real as real can get April 10, 2016

Family Guy

A show that was once a fashion statement to be obsessed with, and now is a fashion statement to hate, because a few kewl kids thought they would break away from the pack and hate on it.

*2008*

Guy: Dude I love Family Guy, COOL HWIP LOLOLOL

*2009*

Same guy: FAMILY GUY SUCKS DICK, THAT COOL WHIP JOKE WAS COMPLETELY UNFUNNY AND ANYBODY WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW IS A COCK SMOKING FAGGOT.

by EverybodyLeaveIHaveToPoop August 23, 2009

family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 9, 2005

Work Family

n. A concept perpetuated by the managerial class and employers to describe work colleagues as family. The purpose of this oxymoronic notion is to discourage employee relationships outside work so that the manager can continue to prosper at the expense of employees.

Beth, please don’t go home until 7:30 pm, your work family needs you.

Bill keeps trying to plan a Christmas party at his house for the “work family” but we have, like, a real family

by Jon Snow Lives July 27, 2019